Jack Chubb

Jack Chubb is undoubtedly the most successful manager in League Of... history winning The League Of... title for the first three years on the bounce.

Adding to that the inauguaral Cup Of... competition (in controversial style - see The Billangate Scandal) and you have a trophy cabinet fuller in 4 seasons than most other managers could dream of in a lifetime.

Jack's 2007/2008 League Of... win was the most notable as his total of 2413 was enough to earn him 4th place in the World.

2008/2009 was however a barren year for Jack (not counting a Charity Shield Of... victory) as Jack was restricted to 3rd place in the league and failed to add to his cup glory. Pundits have counted this as a transitional period in the club and expect to see Jack hungrier than ever in the new season where he will be a hot favourite to regain his title.

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Jack has travelled extensively in recent years, in search of a culture which holds the answer to his life-long question of whether his head is big or small. He is a Guinness World Record holder as the only recorded human with a fully functional auditory system to have never derived pleasure from music - scoring an unprecedented (indeed, previously though impossible) minus twelve (-12) on the Spitzweg-Mbandjock Multiaxial Phonovolupta Scale. The infamy Chubb acquired by this revelation is said to have forced him out of his home country of Wales, with a deluge of bands and musicians (including Shirley Bassey, Rhydian Roberts and Feeder) turning up and tuning in outside his former West Road residence in a bid to disprove the 'so-called experts' from the University of Fishguard (UOF).

Jack is also known within the league as The Bookie Of... the official bookmaker of The League Of... However after a disastrous Mug Of... competition in 2008/09 and recession, it too felt the full force of the financial meltdown as The Bookie Of... entered administration and is currently seeking government aid.

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