David Lu

David Lu joined the League Of... in the 08/09 season after being an admirer from afar for a number of years.

An eLUsive man of many talents including the ability to play violin, banjo and jazz flute as well as being an expert beatboxer and authority on stamp collecting and steam trains in South America. His day job is as a chef on the USS Missouri, after he was relegated to this posting for striking an officer who had gotten his men killed in a failed commando mission during an invasion of Panama. He combines this job with maintaining his Supernova status on Pokerstars. The quality of his food has fallen dramatically since then as he survives on just 20 minutes sleep a day as he is saving up enough points to buy a Pokerstars smoothie maker.

He failed to make an impact in his first season, finding the step up to the big league tough. Some (who?) have questioned his admission into The League Of... as a ploy to increase the amount of old, old wooden ships used during the US Civil War era.