John Bull

Mayor of Coxsackie, John Bull is a high profile fantasy premier league manager and current holder of The League Of... title

When not opening Walmarts in Coxsackie, John Bull does a lot of charity work by helping wealthy individuals not pay tax. It has been claimed that his tax evasion schemes are the reason why MPs have to swindle expenses to stay above the bread line and why inner city schools are so poorly funded.

A keen runner, John Bull has entered the 2010 London Marathon, where he will attempt to emulate his hero Paula Radcliffe by taking performance enhancing drugs. John Bull also plays football regularly and his game is said to resemble that of Boris Johnson.

It has been suggested that John Bull's success in The League Of... is solely down to flatmate Al Straight and that John Bull does not even follow premier league football and is in fact a fan of Kabaddi instead where he finished 14th out of 20 in the World Fantasy Kabaddi League where he was let down badly by captain Rahul Tendulkar.

 

Criminal Charges

On October 25th, 2008, Bull was arrested on criminal misdemeanor charges of littering in Acton. During the trial Bull was accused of once again trying to emulate his hero Paula Radcliffe by urinating in the street. His defence lawyer, described these claims to be "wishy washy".

Trivia

 * John Bull has the ability to grow an incredibly long beard. He just choses not to.
 * John Bull is a big fan of Lord Of The Rings and had already met fellow manager Chantal Ward at a Live Action Role Play convention. John played the role of Frodo Baggins and purposely grew hair on his toes for the occassion
 * John Bull has a degree in mathematics

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